What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Kate Middleton shares heartfelt message after unexpectedly pulling out of Royal Ascot - Page Six

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

What! how could you do that?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Weight stigma isn’t just cruel — it makes losing weight harder - CNN

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Do you know what she said mum?

Deion Sanders is home in Texas dealing with an unspecified health issue - NBC Sports

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

True - how I loved my mum!

Librarians breathe easy as tool spots toxic book pigment - The Times

What do you mean son?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Martin celebrates being picked by Predators with NHL Draft party on family farm - NHL.com

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”